Budget Battle

Close the gap, negotiate with five ministers and reach December with the government still standing.

Deficit
5.9%
Debt
118%
Bond yield
3.60%
Political capital
50
Popularity
45%

The dossier

15 measures, each with a fiscal yield, a political cost and a growth effect.

Measure Type Balance Capital Popularity
Freeze benefit indexation for one year
Pensions and benefits keep their cash value but stop tracking inflation. The single biggest lever available.
Spending +9 bn −10 -9
Cut ministry operating costs by 5%
Travel, property, consultancy and IT contracts across every department. Boring, real and comparatively painless.
Spending +3.5 bn −4 -3
Replace only two of every three leavers
Attrition, not redundancy: headcount falls without dismissal notices.
Spending +4 bn −6 -5
Trim grants to local government
Councils absorb part of the adjustment. Expect mayors of every party to say so, loudly.
Spending +5 bn −5 -4
Close the least defensible tax loopholes
A flat cut across reliefs that no one can justify on a whiteboard — only in a lobbying meeting.
Spending +4 bn −5 -2
Health procurement and generic prescribing
Cheaper generics, bulk purchasing, day surgery. Real money, no rationing headline.
Spending +3 bn −3 -1
Merge and shrink state agencies
Every agency defends its own line. The savings are genuine but the fight is political.
Spending +2.5 bn −3 -2
Slow the defence build-up
Delays equipment orders already signed. Fiscally tidy, geopolitically awkward.
Spending +3.5 bn −6 -2
Exceptional surtax on large companies
One-off levy on the biggest balance sheets. Popular, and it makes the deficit fall fast.
Revenue +8 bn −8 3
Contribution on the largest fortunes
A targeted wealth levy. Whispers about capital flight are part of the deal.
Revenue +5 bn −9 4
Raise the flat tax on investment income
A few points on dividends and interest. Cheap politically, unwelcome in the finance ministry.
Revenue +2 bn −5 2
Apply the standard VAT rate more widely
Flights, some restaurant bills and a list of exceptions. Efficient, regressive.
Revenue +3 bn −8 -6
Increase the carbon tax
The fastest route to both revenue and a motorway blockade. Historically explosive.
Revenue +4 bn −10 -9
Fund a serious tax-fraud crackdown
More auditors, better data matching. Pays for itself in two years and everyone approves.
Revenue +2 bn −3 3
Levy on share buybacks
A small tax on companies buying back their own stock. Symbolically potent.
Revenue +2 bn −5 3

Three profiles

  • The Technocrat — Twenty years of budget files, no campaign instinct.
  • The Negotiator — You have never lost a vote you agreed to hold.
  • The Communicator — The country has heard of you before it has heard of your budget.

Four scenarios

  • Standard mandate — No special rules — the intended first run.
  • Energy shock (Premium) — Bond yields start 0.5pp higher and popularity drifts down 2 points every month.
  • Coalition collapse (Premium) — You start with 10 fewer political capital points and amendments cost double.
  • Debt crisis (Premium) — The spread penalty on a missed target is doubled and every downgrade costs extra popularity.

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